I know, I know – but, annoying as it is, it did spend two weeks at the top of the UK singles charts and was the ninth-best selling single of 1987. So don’t blame me, blame all the saddos who bought a copy (any suggestion that the Choob not only owns a copy but has the 12-inch version will be met with a strongly-worded letter from my lawyers begging you not to tell anyone…)
However, featuring this song does give me a problem as the video (much like the song) isn’t very good at all.
Luckily, there’s a much better fan-made video that has been assembled using clips from Star Trek: TOS. So here it is (watch at your own risk – and don’t blame me if the chorus mind-melds with your brain and you can’t get it out of your head for weeks):
And, for completists, here is the original official Star Trekkin’ music video: