Classic Ads

McEwans Lager’s Musical Marvels
Cinzano Bianco with Leonard Rossiter and Joan Collins’ cleavage
McCain Chips – Or Dad?
Kia-Ora – It’s Too Orangey For Crows
British Caledonian – I Wish They All Could Be Caledonia Girls
Hamlet Cigars – The Baldy Man
The Smash Martians
Tennent’s Lager: Caledonia
Steve McQueen Drives A Puma
Hovis Through the Ages
Milky Way Plays The Race Card
Castlemaine XXXX
Morecambe And Wise Fiddle With Their Joysticks
We Wanna Be Smith’s Crisps
Barr’s Irn-Bru
The Fiat Strada
Lipsmackin’ Pepsi
Gene Kelly Drives a VW Golf
Um Bongo, Um Bongo… They Drink It In The Congo
Maynards Wine Gums
Weetabix – Robin Hood
Heineken – The Water In Majorca
Orange – Film Funding Board
Birds Eye Steakhouse Grills – Hope It’s Chips…
Blue Riband – Blue Riband Blues
A Finger Of Fudge… Is Just Enough
P-P-P-Pick Up A Penguin!
Wispa – Bite It And Believe It!
Yorkie – It’s For Truckers And Not For Girls!
Rolf Harris Teaches Them To Swim
Brut – Splash It All Over
Cornetto – Just One Cornetto
Nissan Almera – Shut it!
5-4-3-2-1 – With Ted Rogers!
Quatro
Lucozade – With Iron Maiden And Daley Thompson
Orange – Film Funding Board (Patrick Swayze, RIP)
Trio – Too Loud!
Chewits – Even Chewier Than A 15-Storey Block Of Flats
Nike – Roger Federer vs. Rhys Darby
More Nissan Almera – Semi-Professional
R. White’s Lemonade – Secret Lemonade Drinker
Miller Pilsner – The Fox Hat
British Rail – Hattie Jacques vs. Jackie Stewart
Stratos – You And Me…
Guiness – Evolution
Cadbury’s Flake – The Flake Girls
Accurist Watches – John Cleese, Then And Now

4 responses to “Classic Ads

  1. willie wawa

    still cant find the scottish bluebells ad anywhere with the highlanders and the boiling oil,

  2. I know the one you mean! I’ll keep an eye open for it.

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